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That seems to be the story in a lot of places today. I saw an interesting "disagreement in a Walmart parking lot a couple of days ago. Two guys arguing as to who was in the right when their pick-ups bumped each other. Both guys armed, stood face to face, and released the safety strap over their guns, so they were ready to draw.

Fortunately the cops got there before they went any further. This is something we should worry about down here in Texas.
 

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . .

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for a position in United States Congress . . . Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
 
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