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A little comedy for us all.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Why the Packers Suck
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I saw this and was going to post it. I'm glad you did Budman.
I'm glad deadspin is good for a laugh like this every year.
I'm glad deadspin is good for a laugh like this every year.
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I would love to take credit for it CC, as it's funnier than hell, but all the glory goes to eyecatcher for a great find!
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I'd like to take credit for finding it as well but I found it posted on a different forum. There is one for every team in the NFL.
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Thanks for sharing! 
There are some funny (some accurate, some not) comments at the end! A few of my faves...
"Go ahead, put the Panthers, Seahawks and Cardinals down on pieces of paper, put those pieces in a hat, and pull out a name. You’ve got a one in three shot that that’s the team that pulls the rug out from under us in the fourth quarter of the NFC championship. This, of course, will come after the Packers have built a comfortable lead in quarters 1-3, with a combination of smart defensive play calling and Aaron Rodgers being Aaron Rodgers. Then, as sure as the sun sets in the west, Andy Reid 2.0 and Dom Capers’ corpse will break out the 4th quarter playbook, which consists of only two plays: the prevent defense, and Eddie Lacy running up the middle. Add a dash of blown coverage, let it bake for 15 minutes, and presto, you’ve got yourself a Packers meltdown. F**k this season already."
"Dom Capers single-handedly fooled the league into thinking Colin Kaepernick was good."
"Jason Pierre Paul has better hands than Davante Adams."
"Do you know how painful it is to have Aaron Rodgers as your QB when you have a mindless boob like Mike McCarthy as your head coach??? It’d be like owning a Ferrari with the speed capped out at 60mph."
"The entire US Government could be overthrown and the top story on the local news would be about the 3rd string long snapper riding a kids bike to the practice field"
There are some funny (some accurate, some not) comments at the end! A few of my faves..."Go ahead, put the Panthers, Seahawks and Cardinals down on pieces of paper, put those pieces in a hat, and pull out a name. You’ve got a one in three shot that that’s the team that pulls the rug out from under us in the fourth quarter of the NFC championship. This, of course, will come after the Packers have built a comfortable lead in quarters 1-3, with a combination of smart defensive play calling and Aaron Rodgers being Aaron Rodgers. Then, as sure as the sun sets in the west, Andy Reid 2.0 and Dom Capers’ corpse will break out the 4th quarter playbook, which consists of only two plays: the prevent defense, and Eddie Lacy running up the middle. Add a dash of blown coverage, let it bake for 15 minutes, and presto, you’ve got yourself a Packers meltdown. F**k this season already."
"Dom Capers single-handedly fooled the league into thinking Colin Kaepernick was good."
"Jason Pierre Paul has better hands than Davante Adams."
"Do you know how painful it is to have Aaron Rodgers as your QB when you have a mindless boob like Mike McCarthy as your head coach??? It’d be like owning a Ferrari with the speed capped out at 60mph."
"The entire US Government could be overthrown and the top story on the local news would be about the 3rd string long snapper riding a kids bike to the practice field"